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I Want ABSolutely All the Pizza

I Want ABSolutely All the Pizza

Stonewash Tank

Regular price $34.99 USD
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Comfort Colors tank

The relaxed tank

Comfort Colors tank

From $29.99 USD

Fit
Relaxed, unisex fit
Fabric
Heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton
The difference
Finished neck and armholes for a classic tank look.
Stonewash tank

The lighter tank

Stonewash tank

From $34.99 USD

Fit
Regular fit
Fabric
Lightweight cotton · 4.13 oz/yd²
The difference
Stonewashed finish and raw armhole edges.
Hanes Beefy-T

The everyday tee

Hanes Beefy-T

From $24.99 USD

Fit
Unisex crewneck with short sleeves
Fabric
Heavyweight cotton
The difference
More shoulder coverage and a substantial tee feel.

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This stonewashed tank brings laid-back, snack-loving energy to warm days and late-night hangs. The lightweight combed cotton feels soft against sun-warmed skin, while the cut-off raw sleeves and relaxed fit give it a breezy, lived-in vibe. Bright, playful pizza lettering pops against the charcoal wash — wear it to backyard barbecues, beach bonfires, or pizza runs with friends. It’s an easy layer that slides into a weekend wardrobe and stays comfortable through long summer afternoons and impromptu pizza parties.

Product features
- 100% combed cotton — soft, durable fabric ideal for prints
- Stone-washed finish for a vintage, worn-in look
- Raw cut sleeve edges and regular fit for a relaxed silhouette
- Extra-lightweight (140 g/m²) with shoulder-to-shoulder tape for stability
- Double-needle hem and sewn-in label for lasting durability

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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