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Break-Ups Make Bodybuilders

Break-Ups Make Bodybuilders

Stonewash Tank

Regular price $34.99 USD
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Comfort Colors tank

The relaxed tank

Comfort Colors tank

From $29.99 USD

Fit
Relaxed, unisex fit
Fabric
Heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton
The difference
Finished neck and armholes for a classic tank look.
Stonewash tank

The lighter tank

Stonewash tank

From $34.99 USD

Fit
Regular fit
Fabric
Lightweight cotton · 4.13 oz/yd²
The difference
Stonewashed finish and raw armhole edges.
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The everyday tee

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From $24.99 USD

Fit
Unisex crewneck with short sleeves
Fabric
Heavyweight cotton
The difference
More shoulder coverage and a substantial tee feel.

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You’re holding a stonewashed tank that feels lived-in the moment you pull it on. The faded black knit, raw-cut sleeves, and bold vintage-style graphic — a bruised cartoon heart lifting dumbbells with the line “Break-ups Make Bodybuilders” — make this a cheeky, resilient piece for anyone turning heartbreak into power. It’s lightweight and breathable, so it layers easily under a zip-up or stands alone during a sweaty session at the gym. The ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the shape through wear, while the combed cotton stays soft against skin. Wear it to lift, to laugh, to remind yourself that sore muscles and a wry grin are progress.

The mood: gritty gym energy crossed with tongue-in-cheek self-repair. This tank fits into routines where movement and humor collide — early-morning lifting sessions, outdoor workouts, or casual days when you want to project confidence and a little attitude. Use it for post-breakup training streaks, friend-group gym days, or low-key nights out when you want to show you’re up and moving.

Language the crowd knows: call it your ‘lift tee,’ your ‘cutoff tank,’ or your ‘stonewash muscle tee.’ Reference sets, PRs, and cooldowns in copy or tags. Mention rest-pause reps and recovery shakes when describing how it performs during sweat sessions.

Product features
- 100% combed, pre-shrunk cotton — soft, smooth, and great for prints
- Stone-washed finish for that broken-in, vintage look
- Raw sleeve edges for an authentic muscle-top cut
- Lightweight (140 g/m²) regular fit for breathability and movement
- Reinforced details: ribbed collar, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, and double-needle hem for durability

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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